-Manager: So, Mr. Cormac, you've mentionned on your resumé that you had a lot of experience with dead people. Have ever worked in a funeral home?
-Ron: Not exactly, I've just killed a lot of people in my life.
-Manager: Excuse me?
-Ron: Yeah! Yesterday, I went into a small village called Brightfall, and I shot 14 kids with my rifle! After that, I went into a house, danced with the owner's wife, burned her and I stole her money!
Scared, the employer presses on the intercom button and starts to talk.
-Manager: Attention please! I would need some...
Ron removes the wire from the telephone.
-Ron: Ma'am! Don't be scared! I can show how I do it if you want! You know, it's really easy, even for someone like you! Peter Molyneux wanted the third one to be more accessible, so I guess you would be able to do it too!
-Manager: Ok...who is Peter Mollynou? Please explain to me what is going on!
A waitress comes in the office.
Waitress: You wanted something dear?
Ron: Oh yeah, two wawa please!
Waitress: Wawa?
Ron: Yeah! Never heard the word before? Don't you know about Knox?
Waitress: Knocks?
Ron: Yeah! Well, I guess you didn't... ''Wawa'' means water. So...Two wawa please. Temperature of the room, if possible.
Waitress: Ok...
Confused, the waitress leaves the room. Ron gets off his seat.
Ron: You know, you should give it a try sometimes! Anyways, I gotta go now. I still got some more questing to do, and I'm gonna kill all of those fucking gnomes, I swear!
Ron steps out of the office and stops by the reception room.
Ron: May I speak with your boss?
Receptionnist: Do you have an appointment?
Ron: No, just a message. Tell him that his manager is in desperate need of fun and that he should buy her an Xbox or Ps3, but not a Wii cuz it sucks granny brains. Well... Wait! While I think of it, maybe a Wii would do! To be honnest with you, she looks like dead whale and she should move out of the office from time to time, you know?. Maybe do some Wii Fit or something!
The waitress comes by.
Ron: Hey waitress! I won't need the wawa, but you can give the manager two bottles, she looks dry!
Ron walks out of the job counseling building to meet his friend Simon.
Simon: Hey man! How did it went?
Ron: Well, I told her about my Fable III exploits and I scared the shit out of her.
Simon: Aww man! Brightfall again? Dude... It's your eleventh time since last week! You won't get a job if you act like an ass!
Ron: Simon, I'm an ass!
